#858
Hey all –
Ok – so this joke is one of those fallback jokes. Meaning, I have a lot of things I actually say in my common everyday life. One of those things is, whenever hearing a weird word combination, I might utter ‘Hey, I was in a BAND called Epsom Salt Is For Wusses’. There’s no rhyme nor reason to it. None. It just is because of all of the silly band names that I (and I’m sure many of you) have come across in your days – specifically your high school days.
So, if there is a day where I am low on a joke, I might go to the ol’ database of ‘crap I say all the time’. This is one of those times. If any of you are aspiring musicians, and you ever use ‘Poseidon’s Infinite Liver’ as a song, album, or band title – I will happily promote you on this site free of charge, as long as I get some sort of mention in your liner notes and a free copy. (Liner notes were those paper inserts in compactable diskettes (CD’s) or reckords for you iTuner kids out there).
Ok – the wife and I just set up our Christmas tree, and its time to drink some cocoa and play some Lego Harry Potter. Thanks Nikki Y!
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I do the exact same thing J. Either “I was in a band called….”, “I’ve got an album at home called…”, “I’m writing a novel called….” or even “I used to know somebody called….”.
I know the last one sounds dumb, but somebody’s actually believed it in the past. We had some cakes in the house called Cadbury’s Rich Choc Rolls, and I told my then housemate that I went to school with a kid called Rich Chocroll, just as a dumb aside. The dope actually believed me.
Mmm… I would love to see the Devillets in scubadiving outfit fixing the panel from the outside..