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GOD
King of the castle, ruler of the roost, lord of all above and below. He’s a simple kinda God, just wants to do good by his people. Why do the others keep picking on him?
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DEVIL
Master of Hell. Creator of all sortsa mean nasties. Sarcastic and a thorn in the side of not only God but all of humanity. Devil’s not altogether a bad dude… ok, fine, he’s evil.
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POSEIDON
If God works the land, then Poseidon’s working the docks..
…the sea rather…
He is also the God of track lighting and musicals.
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INTERNET aka 1nT0rn3tz
One of the newest Gods on the scene, Internet rules all e-commerce porn, fragging, mmorpgs, stupid trends, torrenting, and even he is sad to admit… tubgirl, goatse, and Myspace.
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THE DEVILETTES - Meph, Baph, and Lucy
The Devil’s minions, but more often than not they seem to be working all on their own. They aren’t as much evil as they are…. playful:
MEPH - The de facto leader of the group.
BAPH - The heart of the devilettes, happy to be noticed.
LUCY - Lucy is either a genius, or has ADHD.. nobody knows.
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CHRIS
It’s popular at conventions to dress up like your favorite character. Due to an unfortunate car accident, Chris, God’s first cosplayer went to heaven. He’s since stuck around because really.. what else would he do?
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THE HOLY GHOST
A Ghost of few words, and the one person that God openly picks on. The Ghost floats on his merry way, and rarely causes any trouble…. rarely…
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THE FOUR HORSEMEN
Devil invited his old drinking buddies to hang out… they caused problems.
WAR - Red and destructive.
FAMINE - Beige and not really that hungry.
PESTILENCE - He’s sickly and pale… what would you expect?
DEATH - The green one.. seriously, the green one!
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RA
The Egyptians took the strip over for a month, with Ra as the head of the pantheon. He’s not a bad God, he’s just got a few too many bright ideas.. |
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APEP
Apep, the snake, is a lesser known demon, with a touchy speech impediment and an evil outlook on the world, it’s no wonder he’s always pisssssed off.
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ISIS
Not only is she the embodiment of femininity in the Egyptian pantheon, she is a touch of a diva. She knows what she wants, and she knows that she is going to have you get it for her. She does seem to enjoy Poseidon’s company though.
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ANUBIS
He may be the Egyptian God of the Dead, up until this point in time, all we’ve really seen is that he likes to chase Bast and occasionally mess the carpet.
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BAST
The cat Goddess is the defender of Egypt. Why she lets herself get chased around by Anubis is unknown to everyone. She also has a penchant for milk.
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